An elderly Cape Town lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”
The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s sear. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.
She tried and tied, and then she realised why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four of five spaces farther down.
She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake
The inspector to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad elderly woman described as while, less than five feet, tall, glasses and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed. Moral of the story? It you’re going to have a senior moment….make it memorable.