Daily Archives: June 20, 2011

Can’t beat a Cape coloured


An office manager was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask … Continue reading

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Ladies, if a man wants you….


If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn’t want you, nothing can make him stay. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache. Stop … Continue reading

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Ready to have children? Here is a test


MESS TEST Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. TOY TEST Obtain a 55-gallon box of LEGOs (or you may substitute roofing tacks). Have a friend … Continue reading

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PICK N PAY


One day, leaning on the bar, Vito says to Renaldo ‘My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I’d better see a Doctor!’ Listen, don’t waste your time down at the surgery,’ Renaldo replies. There’s a new diagnostic computer at Pick … Continue reading

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Dudes and fast foods


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