The husband & her blonde wife


A man’s blonde wife decided one day that she was sick and tired of all the blonde jokes, and how all blondes were perceived as stupid and helpless. So, she decided to show her husband that blondes really were smart and self-reliant.

Her husband arrived home at 5:30 walked into the living room and found his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat while wearing a ski jacket over her good full-length fur coat.

“Darling! Are you alright?” he asked with concern.

“Yes, dear. Just a little tired,” came the reply.

“What have you been doing?” he asked

She replied, “Well, I wanted to prove to you that not all blonde women are dumb and helpless. I thought I could do that by painting the living room and dining room.”

“Well, you’ve done that, sweetheart,” replied her husband as he looked around, “and a nice job of it too. But… what’s the deal with the ski jacket and your fur?”

“Well, I read the directions on the back of the paint can, and it said, `For best results, put on two coats.'”

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