The brain said “Since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss”
The hand said, “Since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be boss”
The eyes said “Since I must look out for you all and tell you where the danger lurks, I should be the boss.”
And so it went with the Heart, the ears, the feet, the lungs, etc. Finally the Asshole spoke up and demanded to be the Boss.
All other parts laughed at the idea of the Asshole being Boss.
The Asshole was so enraged that he blocked himself off and refused to function.
Soon the brain was feverish, the eyes crossed and ached, the feet were too weak, the hands hung limply at the side, the Heart and
lungs struggled to keep going. All pleaded with the Brain to let the Asshole be the boss.
And so it happened. All the other parts did all the work and the Asshole just bossed around and passed out a lot of shit.
The Moral of the story: You don’t have to be a brain to be the boss, You just have to be an Asshole!