Daily Archives: September 30, 2011

King Cobra 427

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Quotes from 11 year old kid’s science exam

* “Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.” * “Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.” * “When you breathe, you … Continue reading

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If You Can..

If you can start the day without caffeine; If you can get going without pep pills; If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains; If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles; If you can … Continue reading

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