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Quotes from 11 year old kid’s science exam
* “Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.” * “Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.” * “When you breathe, you … Continue reading
Story: I Wish You Enough
At an airport I overheard a father and daughter in their last moments together. They had announced her plane’s departure and standing near the door, he said to his daughter, “I love you, I wish you enough.” She said, “Daddy, … Continue reading
The strangest laws in the world
It is illegal for a cab in the City of London to carry rabid dogs or corpses. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the … Continue reading